Birchbox Man is an interesting company. If you’re a metrosexual male who likes skincare products, BirchBox will send them to you. After you sample your goods, and you decide the Bohemian Mud Mask isn’t to your exfoliating standards, you return it. No charge.
I would normally let this sort of nonsensical bull pass, but not when they sign-up Gary Fcking Vaynerchuk to be their spokesman.
Gary Vaynerchuk, the wine shop owner, turned social media guru, turned Ad Man, turned motivational speaker, turned most unbearable human being to watch, shot this 2:00 minute promo clip for Birch – the vanity is palpable.
If anyone sees Gary Vaynerchuk on the street, or elsewhere, like pontificating at some South Jersey Elks club convention, punch him in his face for me.