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This movie poster says it all…Lincoln

Thanks to the folks at Bleeding Cool.

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Paul Rudd and Ray Lewis…BFF!

Great spot with Ray Lewis and Paul Rudd for EA’s Madden, where oddly enough, Ray Lewis could take the acting award. Perhaps the talents are turning, and Paul Rudd is really good at football…or...

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Larry Ellison and America’s Cup…the sport we’ll never watch

A recent Grantland article describes Larry Ellison’s current restructuring of  America’s Cup, the major sailing race that looks like one long Breitling commercial. Ellison, the CEO of Oracle, is taking...

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A Seal Team 6 Movie by Spielberg? Kill me now.

Earlier this week, when a former navy seal memoir about the Bin Laden assassination was announced, government officials were rightfully engraged. Now, since it’s come to our attention that Spielberg...

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Chris Matthews destroys RNC chairman on Morning Joe

Chris Matthews can be a bit animated at times. A bit pompous. A bit overly blushed and lipsticked. But this morning he destroyed RNC chairman Reince Priebus on Rom’s recent birther joke, and it was an...

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Bic For Her…Amazon Gold!

Last year, Bic decided to go after a rather untapped market in the world of pens…literate women. And so, they released a “Bic for Her” product line, for the more feminine pen-woman-ship. But it was...

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Dylan music video…another joke from the legend

Bob Dylan has been playing jokes on us for years. Since the start of his inception into the world of musical geniuses, he’s been toying with the emotions of those who idealize him, and glorify his...

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R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan…and poor choice of images from Perez/Google

The gentle giant has passed…   …And Google News/Perez Hilton remind us he was fat.

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Haim Saban brings us Power Rangers…and a great Op-Ed on Israel

Haim Saban, the Israeli American millionaire, has done many great things…like brought the world Power Rangers. He’s also the subject of one of my all time favorite lingual faux pas.  When taking part...

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Milwaukee Police Department is Ballin’

I spent 4 years in the dairy state, with most of that time residing in the incredible capitol of Madison. But I did have the distinct pleasure of spending 15 minutes in a Milwaukee Mcdonalds, located...

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Larry Flynt will give you $1 Mil for Rom’s tax return

Larry Flynt is a genius when it comes to two things. 1) Publishing pictures of hot women with nothing but their vaginas on. 2) Pulling off a sound publicity stunt. The full page ad in this morning’s...

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Someone needs to kill Gary Vaynerchuk

Birchbox Man is an interesting company. If you’re a metrosexual male who likes skincare products, BirchBox will send them to you. After you sample your goods, and you decide the Bohemian Mud Mask isn’t...

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The Scream is coming to MoMA

Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”, that pastel masterpiece that’s reminiscent of the worst ether trip known to man, was purchased in May for $120 Mil.  No one knows exactly who the buyer was, but if we had...

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Paris versus New York

The great folks over at High Snob bring us this sharp video from Tony Miotto, pitting Paris and New York against each other with clean art work, and a tight soundtrack. The video is an animated take on...

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Barron’s, “Facebook is worth $15″

Apologies to all the casual investors who were looking for the quick buy/sell on Facebook during those initial days of the IPO. There’s more bad news for your ailing portfolio. This week’s cover story...

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DDB brings #FirstWorldProblems to new Haiti spot

The idea is pretty genius. #FirstWorldProblems has  been a popular hashtag on Twitter, along with similar offshoots like #WhiteGirlProblems and @RichKidsofInstagram. So when looking to raise awareness...

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Pizza Hut “Pizza Party Campaign”– great idea, terrible execution

Let me get my praise out of the way… This is an awesome idea. Hands down. The PR stunt from Zeno Group asks official attendees of the next presidential debate to ask one of the candidates whether they...

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Pedestrian Penalty Cards are seriously awesome

These are awesome. Enough said. Big shout out to Cory Bortnicker and Andy Jimison for their pure brilliance on Pedestrian Penalty Cards.

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Hot Pockets and Snoop, Pocket Like It’s Hot

The frozen food section has always been a cornucopia of munchy delight, with Elio’s and Tatter Tots drawing the attention of every late night blazer in aisle 6. But one snack that’s topped all the...

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This is a funny picture…and Candy Crowley is barely in it

The moderator of tonight’s debate, Candy Crowley, is no doubt practicing in an effort to avoid previous moderation-meltdowns. But what’s really comical about the whole endeavor are the two blokes they...

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Blue Fin and the Debate Online

Last night’s debate had its highs, lows, and standard moments of blatant lies. All of which could be seen online. Thankfully for Blue Fin labs, we’ve got this  pretty sick infographic outlining all the...

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FrankenStorm will be a bust, mark our words

As Hurricane Sandy heads north from the Caribbean, the attention hungry folks at The Weather Channel have already begun their hypefest of what will surly be no more than 12 hours of anti-climactic...

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Lena Dunham’s ad for Obama is better than “Girls”

Lena Dunham, creator and star of Girls, produced a pro-Obama ad equating a Barry vote to losing your virginity. The dialogue is witty, relate-able ..and significantly better than sitting through 30...

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Sandy is hittin’ NYC hard…Weather Nerds Unite

The hype may actually be warranted. Meteorologists have been losing their sh*t for the past 24 hours as new intel shows an incredibly ominous ‘cane spiraling toward Gotham. Subways are closed in NYC,...

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Arrested Development Photo, Courtesy of Conan

Could it be? The second greatest news of all time…second only to the fact that Arrested is actually coming back. Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter are guest starring on Netflix’s new season of Arrested...

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Lydia Calas, sign language star, is the best thing about HURRICANE SANDY

If you’ve seen any coverage of Hurricane Sandy, you know about the devastation and despair that has plagued the East Coast…you might also know about sign language extraordinaire Lydia Calas! Because...

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The Greatest Obama Pic of the Week

No context needed. The president, a phone, a funny face, hysteria in the background. GOLD.

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Incredible Grandma Photography

We’re having trouble finding the original source, but we’re pretty sure it’s photographer Sacha Goldberg, and his granny-centric portraits have made our day all the better. Our G-ma shots don’t get...

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Lucky Lincoln…The Best of Last Nights SNL

We’re Louis C.K. fans, but the stand-up legend seems more the type to abhor what Saturday Night Live has become, than the type to actually host. Plainly put, we were dubious. In some respects, the...

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America Votes…on Facebook

Truly a stunning, and technically impressive execution by Facebook during today’s election. Real-time data visualization has been a theme executed (some successfully, most unsuccessfully) by a number...

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The website you won’t be seeing…Romney Elect

The great folks at PoliticalWire were smart enough to take just enough screenshots of Romney’s secret “President Elect” website, before it was taken down post-Electoral meltdown. The site was built by...

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Spotify may one day make some dough

Techcrunch recently reported, based off of leaked financial statements, that Spotify is having an incredibly strong 2012. Though still posting a loss after an insane royalties structure and engineering...

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Lance, Lance, Lance. Tweet of the century.

We’re torn on how to react to this one…  Baller, shameless, the greatest tweet in cycling history?

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New York Post – A Cover Story Gem on Petraeus

The New York Post headlines are utterly insane. So insane, in fact, that it’s been the paper’s M.O. to outdo itself with every coming news event. Sex scandals are their forte, which is why we’re so...

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Great Dub…solid, solid dub

For some reason, though it can easily be chalked up as pure idiocy, I absolutely love this dubbed video. Nothing better than a ghetto voice, some witty dialogue, and a 6 year old kid toting an AK and...

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Israel at war…social media ablaze

We don’t need to take sides in the recent conflict between Hamas and Israel. Actually, screw it. Though always on the side of peace, in a battle between westernized democracy and extremists, we’ll take...

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PortNoise City Guide – Istanbul

Turkey, and more notably Istanbul, has become an increasingly more popular destination for those looking to dip their tip into the Muslim world.  It’s easier for Westerners to tackle the Turkish...

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Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 ½ Weeks to Save the World – P&G, bless you.

Every once in a while a brand will produce something so fcking smart, it’s sure to go over the heads of almost everyone who consumes their product. But for the select few who do get it, well, it goes...

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God is Dead…in CNN user comment

On occasion, amid the cornucopia of layman idiocy, there’s a stroke of beauty that comes from a site’s user comment section. And seeing that we lean a bit towards the existential, Nietzsche’s “God if...

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Bill Clinton reunites with…Bill Clinton

  Clinton, who loves the opportunity to reassert himself as the first black president, recently had lunch with a 14 year-old Ugandan who was named during Clinton’s 1998 trip to Africa. The two photos...

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“Big Med” New Yorker feature, and the beauty of Cheesecake Factory Medicine

Atul Gawande wrote a delectable feature in this week’s New Yorker, taking a deep look at The Cheesecake Factory’s business structure, and the possibility of applying it to medicine. It’s equally...

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Snoop Dogg has us torn on “Reincarnated”

I pimp this link with a little hesitancy. First, I’m a big Snoop fan. Though east coast, I’m born late enough in the game to approach hip hop with minimal bias. That being said, I’m still dubious of...

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Iranian leader, Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is on Instagram

This doesn’t necessarily qualify as newsworthy, but it’s one of those beautiful instances where irony and insanity mix – Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is on instagram. Yes, the very man who only three...

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Baldwin and Billy Joel made an incredible podcast

Alec Baldwin’s podcast, “Here’s The Thing” has gone slightly under the radar, and it’s been a travesty. His interview with Michael Douglas should have won something. I don’t know, some NPR gold...

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Peeing in tacos and the beauty of online vigilantes

Growing up, I recall a friend telling me tales of his older brother peeing in the fry oil at Burger King. It seemed like a blatant lie, and anyone who knows the physics of piss hitting hot oil can...

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Olympic tragedy for S. Korea fencing

It’s easy to complain about NBC’s coverage of the Olympics. Especially when #NBCFail is trending on Twitter. But in reality, this is a business, and the race to cover the 1 Billion plus rights tag is...

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COSTCO. Providing copious amounts of Beef-a-Reno and CSR

If Walmart is the devil in the space, a true angel might be emerging. A recent article published in TriplePundit, “Costco, the genuine retail CSR leader?”, was trending on Reddit, which may be an...

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Apple Be Stackin’

As the world takes a huge beating on Facebook, now with a market cap of under 40 bil, Apple continues to crush. The most valuable company in the world, it’s striving without the late, great Steve Jobs....

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Seinfeld hasn’t sold us yet, drinking coffee w/ comedians

The first episode of Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee got it right on many levels.  I was quick to praise Crackle for making the type of original content that Netflix and YouTube have...

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Romney and an Orthodox Wedding, the greatest non-story of the day

The viral nature of online content can help push Betty White onto SNL, and humping turtles into your inbox. It also has the ability of turning absolutely nothing into something. Such is the case with...

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